are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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