dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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