she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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