Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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