two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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