you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
did i just pee glitter
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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