The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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