just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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