What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
