That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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