Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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