I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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