On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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