Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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