Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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