But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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