uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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