Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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