Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Randomize
