letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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