Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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