Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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