I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
