Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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