I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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