Nicole vs. Life
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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