just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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