Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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