Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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