I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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