Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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