do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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