was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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