i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
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