So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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