its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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