when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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