We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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