I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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