Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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