sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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