stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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