that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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