Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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