Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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