Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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