Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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