sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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