I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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