I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We got so high we made milksteak
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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