Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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